The Car Theory

   After debating what to write first I decided to drop some dating knowledge. My uncle may he rest in peace gave me some great words of wisdom those being "if you don't have a ring on your finger always play the field. When your young you don't want to be held back by a woman you want to be free. Free to kick it with your boys whenever you want, free to talk to any woman you want and to be free of a headache that is usually associated with dating. Every now and then you find that person that fucks the game up for you, that woman your like "damn, I wish I didn't meet in the prime of my "Game" because you feel like you have a lot of (for a lack of a better word, pussy) to go through. So I have devised a blue print to help you determine if she is Ms. Right or Ms. Right Now... I call it The Car Theory.

   Some of you may have already found the woman you want to be with when you get older but you still want to be young and have fun and maybe you're not ready to settle down yet. That woman is your good old classic Ford Mustang. That is the car you keep in the garage and you maintain because one day you know you are going to be driving her everyday. So you give her a paint job, new wheels and tires and a wash ever now and then because you know you got some miles to put on her in the future but as for now she sits in your garage waiting. (Mustang = Main Squeeze)

   Next up are your Beemer, Benz, or Bentleys. If you notice they all are expensive ass cars, these are your rich woman. These are the woman you're with because you have a good time with them and they also take care of you. You break these woman off right and the next thing you know your phone bill is paid for, you got a new pair of shoes, your refrigerator full and you can't remember the last time your gas tank was on E. Every man should have one of these in their parking lot, especially in these hard economic times.

    Then you have your 64 Impala, this is your hood chick, your ride or die, but this is the one who is just too crazy to be you main girl. The thing about hood girls is that they know how to take car of their man, they cook, clean and can put it down in the bedroom, their only down fall is the part of crazy they got in them but the still are a great ride to add to your ever growing fleet and of course those 64's know how to bounce that ass.

   Now you got your Vans. Vans simply put are Big Girls. You can do things in Vans that you can't do in your other rides. Lets just say Big Girls are very appreciative and they too know how to take care of their man. Who wouldn't mind getting the cream filling sucked out of them, shit I would plus a Big Girl got food at the crib. So once shes done doing you shes off to the kitchen to do work and serve your ass yet again.  Vans are up for any challenge and ready to put in work so feel free to test drive one and tell me what you think.

   Some days you got to take the Bus. A Bus is someone that has been ridden buy a lot of people but at the same time the bus is cheap and convenient. Buses usually happen after a late night of partying and sometimes you deny ever riding that thing in the first place but we've all taking the bus... so it is what it is.

   Exotic cars are sexy and always good for a great ride. They are nice to look at but they have nothing really to offer and you cant drive them everyday because they are too expensive to maintain. Don't get it twisted if you ever get a chance to put Lambo doors in the air (a woman's legs) do that shit because it will be a ride to remember and you never know when you will get the chance to ride a car like that again.

   Have you ever seen a car with some dents, faded paint and a tore up interior but with some nice ass rims and you know they have potential to been a nice ass whip.  These are woman with kids, ex wives, or women that have sore of men. They are not the best cars to drive but after a few trips to the body shop you got yourself a dime. You usually have to put up with a lot but they always find away for you to keep putting the key in the ignition.

   There are many more examples I can use and define but you get the point and for the woman you can use the Shoes instead of cars for this Theory. Bottom line, before you buy your next car test drive it first, see if it's what you want and test drive similar cars to make sure your getting the car you know your going to want to drive for awhile and remember to always where a seat belt because if you don't wear a seat belt get ready for a Baby Car seat... Safety first... And that's me just telling it like it is!