When you go out this Weekend and you are on the hunt here are a few things to remember...
1. You can't catch any prey if you don't set up bait and pull the trigger. Basically what that means is if you are waiting for a woman to just fall into your lap you must be crazy. Don't get me wrong it does happen but you don't want it if it's that easy, 9 times out of 10 your not that first guys she has come up to and you wont be the last. Most think you're a Pimp buy the numbers of women you pipe down. That shit is false your a Pimp if you got a strong stable of women (quality over quantity) and if u can turn down a woman.That might sound crazy to your average Simp but believe me it makes sense.Would you rather have 5 Geo-Metro's or a Beemer, Benz and a Bentley?
Now when it comes to your bait what I mean is you have to let your prey know your in the building and each man has their own way of leaving their mark. My Mom once told me when I was younger and would go to school dances to always save a dance for a big girl because big girls need love too. So a way I get the attetntion of my prey is finding the biggest girl at the club a make her night. Then my prey can see that if I can handle the big girls then I can handle their fine asses haha and you also look like the nice guy. When it comes to getting women its a 3 step process. First you set you bait, then shes bites on the bait and finally you pull trigger. Never get frustrated if she dosen't bite or if she bites and you miss the kill shot. This type of hunting season never closes, so always be ready for the next one who crosses your line of fire.
2. It is always easier to hunt at the zoo then in the Woods. Meaning, when you hunt in the Woods there is a lot of uncertaintly if you will even catch anything but when you hunt at the zoo it is almost unfair. If you want a tiger you taker you ass to the tiger cage, if you want a cougar you know where to go and if you wanted a wounded wilderbeast you go get your ass a damn wilderbeast. What this means is instead of going to one bar or club go to a place where there are multiple bars or clubs because your hunting grounds are just walkimg distances away from one another and you will have more variety.
3.Sometimes it is better to hunt in packs. When you hunt in packs and you all have laid out your bait sometimes more then one woman goes after your bait and that is where your fellow hunters come into play becasue they can take what you dont want. One man's trash is another man's treasure. Plus when you hunt in packs and you guys are having a good time women notice that and they will be drawn to you and your boys then..bang you pull that damn trigger!
4. You are only as good as you ammo. Your ammo is your firepower it is everything you possess. It is you as a person, your confidence, how you carry youself, your game, how you look and what you're wearing it is all that shit. You also need to remember use that right ammo for the right situation. For example, dress for the occasion and knowing what to say and how to say it because women are all different and what works for one may not work for the other. Besides looks and money there is another vital tool we have and that is our mouth piece and that is the strongest piece of ammo you have. If you can make her laugh, you'll be slappin ass...hahaha
This was just a little check list for my seasoned hunters as a refresher and for those new to the game... and that's me just telling it like it is!
Monday, June 13, 2011
Saturday, June 11, 2011
That's not Swag!
I just wanted to take some time out and really let these youngins know what SWAG really is. A lot of you up and coming "players" think you got SWAG because you watch a Soulja Boy or New Boyz video and get your hair cut like them and go buy the clothes they wear. That is not SWAG that's what we call "Swagger Jacker" or "Style Bitter". You guys are getting Swag and Dick Riding confused. If you dress like another man, talk like another man and at the end of the day you forget who you really are then guess what?... you a dick rider. Swag is not what you wear or how your hair is or what fake ass chain you rock. Swag is the essence of you and how you carry yourself. I have had women tell me I have crazy Swag and the say it's not how I dress but how I come across. I remember one time a girl said "you know what I love about you, for one you look good but I also love how you just look like you could wear a trash bag and you would make it look sexy." Im not hating on yall but after Wiz came out yall started smoking weed talkin fake how you let someone just fuck up your whole way a life. Just do you be you, women love confidence trust me. What are you going to do when your favorite rap artist falls off and you have no one to Swagger Jack anymore? Be your own man and don't fake it til you make it stay true and stay you.
Now Ladies... You know what, I just got done watching my Daughter so Im not going to go in on you today haha but your up next! And thats just Me Telling it like it is!
Now Ladies... You know what, I just got done watching my Daughter so Im not going to go in on you today haha but your up next! And thats just Me Telling it like it is!
Thursday, June 9, 2011
3:1 ratio
They say its better to give then receive. I came up with a formula to help couples out with the much debated topic... if you do me I'll do you. When it comes to giving special attention let's be honest its a whole lot easier for a woman to whip out a guys "Thing" and go to work. Guys don't need the lights dim, candle lit and music playing unlike women we just need you to be cool with it and we'll let it ride out where ever when ever. So for ever three times give your man that special attention he owes you one time for you to get yours. The both of you can even use this as a bargaining tool, a way to stop arguments but most importantly you can use this as a method to really get to know your significant other from the inside out. Ladies if you wont do it best believe there's a woman out there who would jump at that chance and fellas we all know there is a guy willing to do what you wont do to your woman.
1-5
This is my rating for women fuck 1-10 I just need 1-5!
1- is you were drunk so you have an excuse and if you were sober you know you wouldn't have touched that girl!
2- is she's ok but she's nothing special basically she's a booty call. She's has something that makes you not want to hit it and quit it, you keep coming back for more.
3- is you can hold her hand in public and people wont look at you funny. She's cute and fun to be around... for now.
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4-is a bad chick. She looks good, shes cool, your friends like her and this is the girl want to have as a girlfriend.
5- is the wifey type. You never start with a straight 5 they usually start out as a 4 and work their way to that number 5 spot.
Food for thought... and That's Me just telling it like it is
1- is you were drunk so you have an excuse and if you were sober you know you wouldn't have touched that girl!
2- is she's ok but she's nothing special basically she's a booty call. She's has something that makes you not want to hit it and quit it, you keep coming back for more.
3- is you can hold her hand in public and people wont look at you funny. She's cute and fun to be around... for now.
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4-is a bad chick. She looks good, shes cool, your friends like her and this is the girl want to have as a girlfriend.
5- is the wifey type. You never start with a straight 5 they usually start out as a 4 and work their way to that number 5 spot.
Food for thought... and That's Me just telling it like it is
The Car Theory
After debating what to write first I decided to drop some dating knowledge. My uncle may he rest in peace gave me some great words of wisdom those being "if you don't have a ring on your finger always play the field. When your young you don't want to be held back by a woman you want to be free. Free to kick it with your boys whenever you want, free to talk to any woman you want and to be free of a headache that is usually associated with dating. Every now and then you find that person that fucks the game up for you, that woman your like "damn, I wish I didn't meet in the prime of my "Game" because you feel like you have a lot of (for a lack of a better word, pussy) to go through. So I have devised a blue print to help you determine if she is Ms. Right or Ms. Right Now... I call it The Car Theory.
Some of you may have already found the woman you want to be with when you get older but you still want to be young and have fun and maybe you're not ready to settle down yet. That woman is your good old classic Ford Mustang. That is the car you keep in the garage and you maintain because one day you know you are going to be driving her everyday. So you give her a paint job, new wheels and tires and a wash ever now and then because you know you got some miles to put on her in the future but as for now she sits in your garage waiting. (Mustang = Main Squeeze)
Next up are your Beemer, Benz, or Bentleys. If you notice they all are expensive ass cars, these are your rich woman. These are the woman you're with because you have a good time with them and they also take care of you. You break these woman off right and the next thing you know your phone bill is paid for, you got a new pair of shoes, your refrigerator full and you can't remember the last time your gas tank was on E. Every man should have one of these in their parking lot, especially in these hard economic times.
Then you have your 64 Impala, this is your hood chick, your ride or die, but this is the one who is just too crazy to be you main girl. The thing about hood girls is that they know how to take car of their man, they cook, clean and can put it down in the bedroom, their only down fall is the part of crazy they got in them but the still are a great ride to add to your ever growing fleet and of course those 64's know how to bounce that ass.
Now you got your Vans. Vans simply put are Big Girls. You can do things in Vans that you can't do in your other rides. Lets just say Big Girls are very appreciative and they too know how to take care of their man. Who wouldn't mind getting the cream filling sucked out of them, shit I would plus a Big Girl got food at the crib. So once shes done doing you shes off to the kitchen to do work and serve your ass yet again. Vans are up for any challenge and ready to put in work so feel free to test drive one and tell me what you think.
Some days you got to take the Bus. A Bus is someone that has been ridden buy a lot of people but at the same time the bus is cheap and convenient. Buses usually happen after a late night of partying and sometimes you deny ever riding that thing in the first place but we've all taking the bus... so it is what it is.
Exotic cars are sexy and always good for a great ride. They are nice to look at but they have nothing really to offer and you cant drive them everyday because they are too expensive to maintain. Don't get it twisted if you ever get a chance to put Lambo doors in the air (a woman's legs) do that shit because it will be a ride to remember and you never know when you will get the chance to ride a car like that again.
Have you ever seen a car with some dents, faded paint and a tore up interior but with some nice ass rims and you know they have potential to been a nice ass whip. These are woman with kids, ex wives, or women that have sore of men. They are not the best cars to drive but after a few trips to the body shop you got yourself a dime. You usually have to put up with a lot but they always find away for you to keep putting the key in the ignition.
There are many more examples I can use and define but you get the point and for the woman you can use the Shoes instead of cars for this Theory. Bottom line, before you buy your next car test drive it first, see if it's what you want and test drive similar cars to make sure your getting the car you know your going to want to drive for awhile and remember to always where a seat belt because if you don't wear a seat belt get ready for a Baby Car seat... Safety first... And that's me just telling it like it is!
Some of you may have already found the woman you want to be with when you get older but you still want to be young and have fun and maybe you're not ready to settle down yet. That woman is your good old classic Ford Mustang. That is the car you keep in the garage and you maintain because one day you know you are going to be driving her everyday. So you give her a paint job, new wheels and tires and a wash ever now and then because you know you got some miles to put on her in the future but as for now she sits in your garage waiting. (Mustang = Main Squeeze)
Next up are your Beemer, Benz, or Bentleys. If you notice they all are expensive ass cars, these are your rich woman. These are the woman you're with because you have a good time with them and they also take care of you. You break these woman off right and the next thing you know your phone bill is paid for, you got a new pair of shoes, your refrigerator full and you can't remember the last time your gas tank was on E. Every man should have one of these in their parking lot, especially in these hard economic times.
Then you have your 64 Impala, this is your hood chick, your ride or die, but this is the one who is just too crazy to be you main girl. The thing about hood girls is that they know how to take car of their man, they cook, clean and can put it down in the bedroom, their only down fall is the part of crazy they got in them but the still are a great ride to add to your ever growing fleet and of course those 64's know how to bounce that ass.
Now you got your Vans. Vans simply put are Big Girls. You can do things in Vans that you can't do in your other rides. Lets just say Big Girls are very appreciative and they too know how to take care of their man. Who wouldn't mind getting the cream filling sucked out of them, shit I would plus a Big Girl got food at the crib. So once shes done doing you shes off to the kitchen to do work and serve your ass yet again. Vans are up for any challenge and ready to put in work so feel free to test drive one and tell me what you think.
Some days you got to take the Bus. A Bus is someone that has been ridden buy a lot of people but at the same time the bus is cheap and convenient. Buses usually happen after a late night of partying and sometimes you deny ever riding that thing in the first place but we've all taking the bus... so it is what it is.
Exotic cars are sexy and always good for a great ride. They are nice to look at but they have nothing really to offer and you cant drive them everyday because they are too expensive to maintain. Don't get it twisted if you ever get a chance to put Lambo doors in the air (a woman's legs) do that shit because it will be a ride to remember and you never know when you will get the chance to ride a car like that again.
Have you ever seen a car with some dents, faded paint and a tore up interior but with some nice ass rims and you know they have potential to been a nice ass whip. These are woman with kids, ex wives, or women that have sore of men. They are not the best cars to drive but after a few trips to the body shop you got yourself a dime. You usually have to put up with a lot but they always find away for you to keep putting the key in the ignition.
There are many more examples I can use and define but you get the point and for the woman you can use the Shoes instead of cars for this Theory. Bottom line, before you buy your next car test drive it first, see if it's what you want and test drive similar cars to make sure your getting the car you know your going to want to drive for awhile and remember to always where a seat belt because if you don't wear a seat belt get ready for a Baby Car seat... Safety first... And that's me just telling it like it is!
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